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2006-10-01T12:16:00.000-07:00

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Are your children spoiled or weak ?

2006-10-01T12:08:00.000-07:00

Would this sign be appropriate in your house ?

Cry Baby

Farm

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2006-10-01T11:14:00.000-07:00

Jokes 1 Job Application Slang
Jokes 2
Jokes 3 Insulting Jokes
Jokes 4
Jokes 5
Jokes 6

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Jokes 6

2006-10-01T11:08:00.001-07:00

In a veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in five minutes. Sit. Stay."

Jokes 5

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On a fence:

"Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."

Jokes 4

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Restaurant Window:

"Open seven days a week and weekends."

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On a radiator repair garage:

"Best place to take a leak."

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On a repair shop door:

"We can repair anything.
(Please knock hard on the door, the bell doesn't work.)"

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2006-10-01T10:57:00.001-07:00

Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber

Job Application Slang

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SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED:
Some time each night and some time each weekend.

COMPETITIVE SALARY:
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS:
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect

CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE:
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up well;
a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED:
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

DUTIES WILL VARY:
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL:
We have no quality control.

GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS:
Management communicates, you, figure out what they want and do it.

CAREER-MINDED:
Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

APPLY IN PERSON:
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.

NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE:
We have filled the job. Our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE:
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST:
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS:
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:
We have no time to train you.

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Insulting Jokes #1

2006-10-01T09:56:00.000-07:00

Insulting Joke #1

Question:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

(Scroll for answer)

Ask Your Mother.

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Interesting Latin Phrases : Casu Consulto

2006-09-16T01:51:00.000-07:00

The latin phrase : Casu Consulto

means, in English:

Accidentally, on purpose.

So, is that possible, really? Subconsciously?

Can you cause an accident, on purpose, by not actively preventing something to happen?

Or - is your lack of preventing the event actually purposeful?

What about unprotected sex? If you don't use protection, and you weren't raped - are the results really an accident?

So, can pregnancy be an accident, if you know that sex can result in pregnancy?

Let's look at the definition of the word ACCIDENT

ACCIDENT:

An unexpected and undesirable event, especially one resulting in damage or harm: car accidents on icy roads.
An unforeseen incident: A series of happy accidents led to his promotion.
An instance of involuntary urination or defecation in one's clothing.
Lack of intention; chance: ran into an old friend by accident.
Logic. A circumstance or attribute that is not essential to the nature of something.

As you can see from the above definition , a major component of an accident seems to be - UNEXPECTED, UNDESIRABLE, UNFORESEEN, LACK OF INTENTION

Based on the definition, if you do not expect or intend something to happen, then it is an accident. So, while you are having unprotected sex, or driving extremely fast on icy roads, the results are still an accident if you don't THINK that something bad is going to happen.

If an accident is something that you didn't intend to happen, that would suggest that something could not be accidentally, on purpose. ~ as in the Latin phrase that we are discussing: Casu Consulto

Although it may not be possible, it's still interesting.

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Read Between the Lines ... Or Rather , the letters

2006-09-16T01:35:00.000-07:00

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Hravard Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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Introduction to - Just think about it ( brain exercise )

2006-09-15T18:41:00.000-07:00

A brain exercise.

Just think about it.

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